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10-12-2007, 01:08 PM
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| | Vampire Bear Bear
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A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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10-12-2007, 08:39 PM
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| | I am Jiamin_92 =)
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LOL! so izzit the wife? Visit my blog at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Passion with swirls` | |
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10-12-2007, 08:40 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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sorry not funny for me, but good jokes anyway 
I made a terrible mistake That I can't take back.Now when I close my eyes, All I see is black.Whoever thought,That this would happen to me I'm not chained physically,But mentally,I'll never be the same,Never again.I deeply regret ,what I did.The mistake I can't take back.I regret it deeply, I just have one plea....God please forgive me.
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12-12-2007, 05:39 PM
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| | Never give up
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=.= .. ya not that funny. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.:sham e: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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12-12-2007, 09:59 PM
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| | Registered Members
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ehh... so is he really drunk? or is that his wife der??
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13-12-2007, 11:49 PM
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| | BIG sotong
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eh eh ?
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14-12-2007, 09:36 PM
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Lol. he's just saying that the way she scold him is just like how his wife would. | |
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14-12-2007, 10:04 PM
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i didnt get it..  | |
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14-12-2007, 10:06 PM
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| | ♡ SGClub ♡
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haha | |
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15-12-2007, 01:55 AM
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| | Ed Covington
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it IS his wife and maybe waiting for his husband in the bar
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22-12-2007, 12:31 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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Haha... :-)
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