Shyraiiyann

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.
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Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
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"I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar."
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Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood. :biggrin4:
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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."
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Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!
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"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
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Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts!
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SG FTW!

mayocat

find me a rainbow

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One nite i was lying on my bed lookin at the stars above,it was a lovely nite and im enjoying the breezy wind. Then i thought to myself : "Wtf, where the hell ish my roof?
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id_peace

the hunk one a little yellow

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uyen

Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood

this so funny :biggrin4:

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"

genzo2106

nice short jokes there...thks for sharing!!!:rock:

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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KaLeen

whahaha...sum reali funny

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FamousAmos

Nice joke ~ :biggrin4:

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xiiaojjace

u owaes like this type de.. dirty one =X
the bike one oso ke aii.. pray for forgiveness.. =.=

haha nice one!! xD

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sunnygalisbobo

haha the first one kinda shocked me!!! oh dear small boy and puppy love -_-''

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