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Old 05-08-2007, 11:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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One day little johny walks into his parents room and sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad ... shocked ... he asks him mom what they were doing ... she replied embarassingly, "ur dads a little fat so im trying to get his stomach to go back in a little" ... little johnny replies "why bother, everyday when u go shopping, the neighbor lady comes over, gets on her knees, and blows it right back up!"

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Old 05-08-2007, 01:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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post b4 also... nice 1 too :biggrin4:

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Old 05-08-2007, 02:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nope it wasn't... i checked!

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Old 05-08-2007, 03:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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everyday when u go shopping, the neighbor lady comes over, gets on her knees, and blows it right back up!

what this means?
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Old 05-08-2007, 04:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i dont really get it...

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Old 05-08-2007, 05:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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everyday when u go shopping, the neighbor lady comes over, gets on her knees, and blows it right back up!

what this means?
Wah u all how old ah?! So innocent sia.. i 15 yrs old i noe already.. so u just must be in pri sh.. Anyways,it means that the neighbour do blow job on him lah... like that also don't understand.. and don't tell me u don't noe wat blow job is!

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Old 05-08-2007, 08:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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what is blow job? stomach not ballon leh how to blow.crazy

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Old 05-08-2007, 10:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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what is blow job? stomach not ballon leh how to blow.crazy
erm. Really innocent. haha. I donnoe wanna explain anot. Donnoe allowed ma.
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol it's ok.. those that don't know.. you will know when u are grown up... so no point knowing now.. too RA for u all youngsters. for those that understand... this is a good one.. lol

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Old 05-08-2007, 11:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL.

not for kids.

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Old 06-08-2007, 12:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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LOL.

not for kids.

haha...juz nt for kids


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Old 06-08-2007, 08:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Nope it wasn't... i checked!
hmm....
Not a full check....
But it's really posted before my dear....
I've saw it before....
I swear!!!
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Old 06-08-2007, 09:06 AM   #13 (permalink)
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