 Let's Upgade Our Fire Engine
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being
pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire engine," the fire fighter says with
admiration.
"Thanks" the girl, says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you
how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the
cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren."
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A guy meets a childhood pal.
"What are you doing for yourself these days?"
"I'm a fireman."
"Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman."
"Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to
install in your house a pole that will go to the
basement so your kid can practice, 'cause the hardest
thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and
catch that pole in the middle of the night."
Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again.
"Well, did your son become a fireman?"
"No, but I have two daughters who are "dancers."  Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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