zattie

This is so creative! The author is so clever!

Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

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auditionclubber

lol... veryveryveryveryvery funny... any more?

chow_sw

good 1:biggrin4:

sgalextoh

This is the 2nd time I saw it posted.....
So I don't find it funny.....
Please do read or search for it before posting again.....

GreenSn0w

posted b4 liao..
the link is here..
guess they are off diff title..
http://www.sgclub.com/singapore/befo...age_14788.html

KimJiHoon

hahaha its funny how it makes senses reading opposite lol

silencedreamer

haha really very creative n funny! :biggrin4:

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xieBin

ok that's rather a good one!

lychee2007

FOR SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN WHO CAN HANDLE IT

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives ofyours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..."
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! "

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

jy84

lol..
tts a good 1..
smart author..

genzo2106

tts an ingenious one there by tha author...:biggrin4:

zattie

Sorry that you don't find it funny.

The reason of posting it here is to share.
I did not read and search for it before posting it, but there are thousands of postings here, will you really go and read + search each and everyone?

If you do, I am amazed. Maybe you have time to sit in front of the computer and go through every single postings but I don't have.

Any same content of messages can different title.

Somebody may feel that I take it personnal, but then, I don't think this is the way to give advise to newbies.

Thanks GreenSn0w for the link.

Apologies for posting it again, and sorry to know this is actually not funny to someone.

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muffin

Haha, very innovative. Good please share more

Regards,
Muffin
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voodoomini

lols. nice one (: ths for sharing , have mre of it ?!

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zattie

Thanks.

Thanks.

Don't have more.... got it from a colleague.

Will post if have some more funny ones.

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