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Old 15-04-2007, 01:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"

The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.

A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man at the table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you.
You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours.
You break one of its wings I'll break one of your arms!"

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants bends over and says, "Your turn!!"
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Old 15-04-2007, 02:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha.. n1
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Old 15-04-2007, 03:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's a good one.

Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again.
What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.

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Old 15-04-2007, 03:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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nice joke
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Old 15-04-2007, 06:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha....funny!!!

this.is.what.living.like.this.does.
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Old 15-04-2007, 07:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lols .. nice one~


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Old 15-04-2007, 09:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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er.. lol...

Technetium is the lightest chemical element with no stable isotope. It has atomic number 43 and is given the symbol Tc. The chemical properties of this silvery grey. Its is used in nuclear medicine for a wide variety of diagnostic test. Also use as an anodic corrosion inhibitor for steel.
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Old 15-04-2007, 09:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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yea, nice one~


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wah if that police dare to do it then that guy jia let liao!!! lol
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losl nice joke =D!

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