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Old 03-06-2007, 01:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2 Cents Lame Epic Story

yesterday i went to macdonalds at East Coast.there got alot of ppl so after i buy my burger,i cant find a place to sit.i saw a vacant seat beside a middle-aged man so i asked him whether i can sit down anot.he replied no so i tot he was expecting some1.i stood at macdonalds like a dimwit for half an hour for a sit as it was pouring outside.i cannot tahan anymore so i sit down on the seat.the man diao mi n basket sia he slam the table n heng i caught my flying burger just in time.

he stand up n flash Ebony and Ivory at mi.he keep shooting like there was no tomorrow.cb i siam away n use Spell-Binding Circle at him.he tio stunned so i whipped out my Sange n Yasha n start slashing him like mad.basket sia he use Santen Kesshun n block all my attacks.he leap back n summon Bahamut-Zero.luckily i siam if not i kena blast.The Mega-Flame backstabbed an old man sitting behind mi.the old man stand up give a jiao bin like we owe him money liddat n slowly take out his Masamune n started Omnislashing all the people in macdonalds.knn pcb i nvr disiao him he keep aim mi.i dulan i jump back take out Kalina Ann from my backpack n shoot him n the guailan guy.nabei the old man run away after killing 2 chicken n 1 duck.the guailan guy den pick up 1 cleaver from the ground n chant n stomping his feet in the ground."abracadabra manimanihom blahblehbleeh ahahahah" nabei i tot he ki siao sia.scarly he say Jirui SebonSakura n all the blades fly over to mi n attempting to cut mi.wah f**k ah i damn tulan.i use shunpo n tele beside him n give him 2 tight slap.he look at mi like i owe him 1 million dollars liddat den he took out fairfrozen n try to buster mi.i roll away n use Subdue Dragon 18 palms at his chest den his 2 nipp**was torn to pieces he take out KeyBlade n start to wack mi i buay song n take out Agni & Rudra to parry wif him.our fight become water deep fire hot when his mother come n pull his ear home.from that time onwards i did not see him.IF U SEE THIS U BUAY SONG GO MACDONALDS LA HOR.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Huh? real story?

relentless pursuit for perfection;
thats taking a toil
in my health.

Somebody said they saw you,
the person you were kissing wasn't me.
And i will never ask you;
I just kept it to myself.
I dont wanna know;
if you playing me, keep it all a low.
Cause my heart can't take it anymore.

What do i do to make you love me
What do i do to make you care
What do i do to make you want me
Its sad, Its so sad,
Its a sad sad situation
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL i read until lol like some crazy guy

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Old 03-06-2007, 06:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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real story really steady de :rock:
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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kinda lame.but not bad ah?
you change the real story till got bleach,dota.....
nice try -.-
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Old 03-06-2007, 11:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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good try instead-.- haha

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Old 03-06-2007, 11:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ehh..u girl u understand meh...i used anime n games leh.
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Old 04-06-2007, 01:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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ehh..u girl u understand meh...i used anime n games leh.
Hu say gals dUn underStand? >< Gals cant watch Anime and plAy dota?
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Old 04-06-2007, 02:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I only know the dota terms...all the rest..foreign language to me... :speechless:


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Old 04-06-2007, 10:25 AM   #10 (permalink)
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waaa...so chim..i read until question marks over my head..
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Old 04-06-2007, 06:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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our fight become water deep fire hot
OMG GD
EU GOOD!
shuai shen huo re u direct translation EU GD MAN EU GD!!

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Old 04-06-2007, 09:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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bout anime n dota huh.. i noe 1 of my fren no.1 is obsess in bleach, den when he playin dota wif my fren no.2 hu is usin a AM n die.. diz is wad he scolded 'do u noe wad is SHUNPO!'
btw, add smth to ur dictionary: boy gal thin thin nt clean [ nan nv shou shou bu qin ] ^^

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Old 04-06-2007, 11:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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read till blur!
but the flying burger!!!
duh!
hahas...

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Old 04-06-2007, 11:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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lol some of the terms from games also? hmmm cos i see some terms that i know are from games.. LOL
nice story anyway!
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Summon Bahamut-Zero i think this is from FF


too bad cant post dirty jokes

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