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25-01-2008, 11:45 AM
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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone,
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And, last, but not
least:
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Last edited by janice : 25-01-2008 at 11:46 AM.
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25-01-2008, 12:35 PM
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| | サクランボ
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hahaha what a twist XD | |
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28-01-2008, 02:54 PM
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| | nothingmoretolose
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Damn funny lol.. | |
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28-01-2008, 03:25 PM
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hahahaha  | |
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28-01-2008, 03:30 PM
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| | WTB Dead Fel Myst
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lol hallway and courtroom sex.
so nxt time u walking in the house and your parents say "screw u" to each other in the house u will know what is gonna happen next le. 
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28-01-2008, 03:32 PM
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| | effortlessly chic
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hahahahaha.. this is so funny.. i like the 6th one.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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28-01-2008, 04:40 PM
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Another is called Hot and Cool Sex. In a spite of fury, you suddenly look into each other's eyes and have angry sex. After that you would be spent and go to sleep, therefore cooling down. | |
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28-01-2008, 05:17 PM
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this is a good one!!! lolz violets@work..
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29-01-2008, 09:55 AM
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i like the courtroom sex one!
where the wife screws you in court xD
muN-
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30-01-2008, 02:20 PM
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. hahahaa~
interesting! . 
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30-01-2008, 08:26 PM
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lol interesting... | |
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02-02-2008, 10:20 PM
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Oh my... Haha.... (^-^)
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03-02-2008, 10:25 PM
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by debbielmy | | | | | | i like the courtroom sex one!
where the wife screws you in court xD
muN- | | | | | No wonder sillypore's law is so screwed up !
They want fair but in the end.......... | |
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