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09-12-2006, 11:10 AM
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Total SGC$: 479.00 |  KFC: Our Daily Chicken
A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer.
Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!''' | 
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09-12-2006, 11:12 AM
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i don't get it... what's the joke about? | |
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09-12-2006, 11:17 AM
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hahaha.. mi also dun get it.. i juz read frm a mail.. | |
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09-12-2006, 11:18 AM
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oh does anyone understand? what is wonder bread? | |
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09-12-2006, 11:25 AM
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If i not wrong e bread it a gift dat e lord will give to every1 when dere a prayer in church.. | |
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10-12-2006, 02:38 PM
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if nOt wrOng .. Wonderbread iSsh jUz the name of thE aCcOunt..they lOst the aCcOunt.. therefOre.. there cOuld nOt get the mOney.. even the mOney waS depOsited in tO it.. | |
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10-12-2006, 09:08 PM
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wonderbread is a brand name for bread like sunshine, but its not popular in singapore.  .. shiznitz..
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11-12-2006, 10:08 AM
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wonder bread? dun quite understand.. 刁蛮小公主™
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12-12-2006, 12:46 AM
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by Ba0bEi | | | | | wonder bread? dun quite understand.. | | | | | wonderbread is a household brand (in the US), therefore the sentence 'we lost our contract with wonderbread' means that before KFC, wonderbread had been bribing the pope.
i think s'poreans don't really understand the joke cause they're not really familiar with the brand. o.O .. shiznitz..
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12-12-2006, 03:20 AM
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is there an official website for wonder bread?
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12-12-2006, 12:32 PM
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Haha.. I oso dun quite get this joke..
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17-12-2006, 03:49 PM
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erm, i really dun understand this joke~ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. NEW UPDATES - Visit my blog @
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18-12-2006, 04:18 AM
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don't the the brand name really matters in the understand of the joke though.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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18-12-2006, 11:34 AM
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arghh.. i dont get it! | |
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18-12-2006, 01:07 PM
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?? :speechless: :confused2: | |
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18-12-2006, 02:27 PM
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okay so basically KFC is tryna bribe the pope right? to get him to change from 'our daily bread' to 'our daily chicken'. in the end, the pope says 'we lost the wonderbread a/c' thus meaning that before KFC, wonderbread had been bribing them instead.
so the punchline would be the pope takes bribes. get it now? .. shiznitz..
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