janice

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.


Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives.


If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day


Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.


There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.


Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.


Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going thru hell.


Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &
the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!


Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

uyen

true,some are true and funny.

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"

PiDanBeR

lol.. it seems most r true though... thx for sharing...

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genzo2106

I like the 1st and last jokes...Simply funny and yet so true..haha

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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prince_piggy

last one..best

tesoon

some are quite funny.

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saintz87

Wah, I can't stop laughing in my office, luck its after work hours, all went home le. noti noti!

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KaLeen

true yet funny....

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xiiaoqingwa

haha. nice try.

mess with the best, die like the rest.