loonshi

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
> >
> > >HE : Can I buy you a drink?
> > >SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
> > >
> > >HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> > >SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
> >yours.
> > >
> > >HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> > >SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
> > >
> > >HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
> > >SHE : I must've been given your share.
> > >
> > >HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> > >SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
> > >
> > >HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
> > >SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
> > >
> > >HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
> > >SHE : Okay, get out.
> > >
> > >HE : I think I could make you very happy.
> > >SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
> > >
> > >HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> > >SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
> > >
> > >HE : Can I have your name?
> > >SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
> > >
> > >HE : Shall we go see a movie?
> > >SHE : I've already seen it.
> > >
> > >HE : Where have you been all my life?
> > >SHE : Hiding from you.
> > >
> > >HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
> > >SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
> > >
> > >HE : Is this seat empty?
> > >SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> > >
> > >HE : So, what do you do for a living?
> > >SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
> > >
> > >HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
> > >SHE : Do not enter.
> > >
> > >HE : Your body is like a temple.
> > >SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
> > >
> > >HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> > >SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> > >
> > >FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
> > >(and men who may appreciate good humor)

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DanteSG

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> > >SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
> >yours.

i specially like this ~~ XD

yyhwin

ha ha.....really funny......

angelican16

lol.. i guess it will make the recipient go "huh??" and get the impact slowly. opps !