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Old 27-03-2007, 02:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Joke's on the Teacher...

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

The next day when she went into the room, she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the
culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it,the bigger it gets!"

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Old 27-03-2007, 03:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol... common joke in the classroom... but nice 1 tho.. thanks for sharing wif others ..
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Old 27-03-2007, 03:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lOlz.. sO lAme..!
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Old 27-03-2007, 04:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wah seh.. haha.. i wonder wad the teacher did..


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Old 27-03-2007, 04:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wahaha!
naughty students!

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Old 27-03-2007, 04:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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aiyoo.... dey dun scare kena punish meh...lawl~~

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Old 27-03-2007, 06:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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funny teacher...The teacher had not punished the student for doing that for 1week?

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Old 27-03-2007, 06:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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dirty joke sia.. lols..


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Old 27-03-2007, 10:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Good one...LOL....
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Old 28-03-2007, 08:47 AM   #10 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA. nice 1 here. AHAH

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Old 28-03-2007, 10:34 AM   #11 (permalink)
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tis is lame man.. but i can get it .. wat it means.

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Old 28-03-2007, 01:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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LOL -.-"

Wonder who write it


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Old 28-03-2007, 02:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lolz so lame..wonder what the teacher did to the students.. XD
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Old 28-03-2007, 07:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 28-03-2007, 08:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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lol teacher later punish the whole class rubbing clean all the windows and floor in sch lol

to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...
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Old 28-03-2007, 08:59 PM   #16 (permalink)
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lawl !! liddat oso can..


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Old 28-03-2007, 09:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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wakwkawkawkak! FUNNY!!!! Dirty lil joke! XD

I had a english teacher who cnt pronouce certain words very well... Then one day got a fly buzzing around.. den everyone diverted attention..

Then she said,"Dun bother with the FRY". All of us had to force ourselves not to laugh too loud lorr~ At tt time damn funny lah!

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