MamaRos

Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress.

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means ,
With Idiot For Ever !!!"

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

A women asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these
kids yours??"
The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and these are
customer complaints".

A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident
and confidential.
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend
over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

violette

LOL..

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MamaRos

Subject: Hippie

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down
next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with
a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop
up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
face.

"Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he
finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.



"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"



"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!
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funnysnow

thanks for sharing.. =)

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teriyaki

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!"

wat piang dis part...=.=
lame~~~~~

but funny.. ahahaa

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porcelaindoll

hahahah funny!!!

restless

haha, funny

wangzi<3

i heard before le :mellow3:

.phoenixity.

heahehahhehaeh!

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Woud you lie with me and just forget the world? ♥


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germaine

i oso hear b4 le.. but stil makes mi laugh..

MamaRos

*Break into the house*

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar
who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"

*Lost Wife*

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket
and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears
out of nowhere."

*Teacher*

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?"
said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman
rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"
enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student,
"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

*Hearing*

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him
fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman
to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month
to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect.
Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
I've changed my will three times!"

*Wedding*

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest
day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So, why is the groom wearing black?"

*Dream*

A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband,
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."
That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife.
With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - "The meaning of Dreams".

*Laugh out Loud*

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked,
"Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the man replied, "No, she's left handed.

MamaRos