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Sign in the Dark

Silvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Silvia: Your name on this report card.

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Phua Chu Kang with his 1234567890

Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and
10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with......
"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me,
so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run
until I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to
throw at him.

Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9
back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and
say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He
also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2
him but I dont know what he 1".

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At 3 A.M. a couple awakens to a knock on the door. The man gets up and sees a stranger asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” yells the husband. “It’s 3 o’clock in the morning!”
With that, he returns to the bed.
“Who was it?” asks his wife.
“Some guy asking for a push. I told him to get lost.”
“What?” she asks. “Don’t you remember the time our car broke down and that guy helped us? You should help him.”
The man guiltily returns to the door, calling out, “Hello, do you still need a push?”

“Yes, please!” comes the answer.
“Where are you?”
“Over here on the swing.”

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Ah Beng & Ah Huay goes to Disneyland
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Ah Beng & Ah Huay decides to go to Disneyland. At the airport, Ah Beng tried to fill up the immigration form.

Name: Tan Ah Beng
Age: 23
Sex: ???

Ah Beng thought for a while, then he put down: 3 times a week.

When they arrived in the USA, Ah Beng & Ah Huay rented a car and drove to disneyland. They drove for a long time and finally reached Disneyland.

But then, they saw a huge sign: DISNEYLAND LEFT

Ah Beng: Wah lau! Wasted trip!

They turned back and returned to the hotel.
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Commandos
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A normal infantry logistics officer paid a visit to commando camp. Walking past the parade square, he saw a group of commandos trying to stand on top of one another, with a measuring tape. He asked them what they were doing and they told him they were trying to measure the flag pole.

After watching them try and fail countless number of times, the logistics officer suggested: Why don't you just remove the screws at the bottom, lower down the flag pole to horizontal position and measure it!

The commandos thought for a while, and then said: What kind of suggestion is that? We are measuring the height, not the length!

SG FTW!

yyhwin

ha ha......................

p0125772

haha..nice jokes

sianzXP

diz i dun understand de last part.. bt de pck 1 is ^^ i miss pck :cry3:

alwaez feelin sianz XP

silencedreamer

haha they thought tt Disneyland left le, tt means its not there anymore. tt's y they felt its a wasted trip.
all the jokes are funny.

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finaldust

lol some parts really quite funny

to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...