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Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other. "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If you don't believed me I'll show you." He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes". To which Ah Beng replied, " Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and said , "See , I told you he was stupid."

The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." To which Ali said, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and ran home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."

Later on, the two driver met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my bos is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes....Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"

Ali replied, " You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home....He got handphone what, he can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!"

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CAR

Beng and Seng excited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Beng asked, 'Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.'

'No, that won't work' answered Seng. 'People will think we're trying to break in.'

Then Beng suggested, 'What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?'

'No,' said Seng. 'People will think we're too dumb not to use a coat hanger.'

The kan cheong Beng shouted, 'we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the sunroof is open!"

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NOT MY BROTHER!

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, " OH no, not my brother, he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, " Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name!
Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, DeNephew.

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ITALIAN

To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered.

"We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.

"Sorry, sir," said the waiter. " That's the owner."

sianzXP

de 1st one hav been posted b4? bt nvm, stil make mi laugh ^^

alwaez feelin sianz XP

Fool

lol silly ppl DeNephew and Denise.

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daryl7

I'll faint if Beng n Seng approach me to solve their car lock problem...:cry3:

zenite

haha, all very funny. i nv hear them b4. like the 1st one the most.

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robin

lol...

bernut

hahaha.. dam funny.. the driver thing =x

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if i were the rain that binds together the earth and sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle, would i be able to bind 2 hearts together ?

DanteSG

the last one made mi laugh haha