A girl from Tibet went to shanghai for a job interview. To test her English, china boss ask her to create sentences with green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple and black.
She answered: I hear phone GREEN GREEN, then i go and PINK up the phone and i said "YELLOW, BLUE's that? White did u say?" "Oh, wrong number, don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?"
Boss said: "You can go BLACK now and wait for phone GREEN GREEN."
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Technetium is the lightest chemical element with no stable isotope. It has atomic number 43 and is given the symbol Tc. The chemical properties of this silvery grey. Its is used in nuclear medicine for a wide variety of diagnostic test. Also use as an anodic corrosion inhibitor for steel.
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