[Joke] exclusive colony

funnysnow · 19-10-2006, 01:35 PM

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he
takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite
blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman
notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"

The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
if you get an erection, it implies you called for me. Smiling, she leads
him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly
pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge hairy man
lumbers out of the steam room toward him.

"Did you call for me?" says the big hairy man.

No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me."
The huge man then spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his
way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist.

"May I help you?", she says.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card, you can have the key back and
you can keep the $500 membership fee."

But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection
once a month but I fart 15 times a day"

**deedee** · 19-10-2006, 02:02 PM

hee cute! i'm sending to my colleagues...

funnysnow · 19-10-2006, 02:35 PM

lols.. hope u enjoy it.. =D

**wangzi<3** · 20-10-2006, 02:19 AM

erm.. ok ok lah..

noticed that the jokes here are starting to get sexual..

haiz..

**Wenzi** · 20-10-2006, 02:32 PM

haha.. huang se siao hua...

**fuyumi** · 20-10-2006, 02:58 PM

LOL!!!....

19-10-2006, 01:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,399 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 802.79 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 802.96	[Joke] exclusive colony A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me. Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the big hairy man. No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man then spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?", she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card, you can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month but I fart 15 times a day" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

19-10-2006, 02:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
deedee deedeelicious Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 565 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: West SGC$: 91.30 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 91.30	hee cute! i'm sending to my colleagues... ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ I'm a fat ass, motivate me! ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

19-10-2006, 02:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,399 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 802.79 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 802.96	lols.. hope u enjoy it.. =D To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

20-10-2006, 02:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Wenzi Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 720 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Jurong West SGC$: 867.33 Bank: 160.16 Total SGC$: 1,027.49	haha.. huang se siao hua... it's me.. wenzi!!!! 愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

20-10-2006, 02:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
fuyumi Ice Princess Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,211 iTrader: (28) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Eastern Tranquinity SGC$: 111.30 Bank: 1,098.37 Total SGC$: 1,209.67	LOL!!!.... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

20-10-2006, 02:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
wangzi<3 Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,926 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Jurong West SGC$: 804.50 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 804.50	erm.. ok ok lah.. noticed that the jokes here are starting to get sexual.. haiz..

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