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01-05-2008, 01:08 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago." Saint Peter asks, "What's his name?"
"John Smith," replies the woman.
"Gee," says Saint Peter, "we've got a lot of John Smiths up here. But sometimes we can identify people by their last words. Do you happen to remember what his last words were?"
The woman thinks for a moment, then says, "Oh yes! I remember them! He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone, he would roll over in his grave."
"Oh!" says Saint Peter. "You mean Whirling John Smith!" | 
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01-05-2008, 05:45 PM
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| | ~cerise me manques~
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mean he is blurr?? 
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01-05-2008, 05:48 PM
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| | AHAHAHAH!
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LOL I think it meant that the woman slept with others before. roll a lot = Whirling
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02-05-2008, 01:53 AM
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| | Legendary San Guo Freak
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Haha...
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16-08-2008, 07:09 AM
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| | Malaysian Kampung Boy
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Ha Ha. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
People don't plan to fail... They fail to plan.
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16-08-2008, 12:20 PM
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| | the clown prince of crime
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he who laugh the most always gets the last laugh...
tats y hes called the joker...so poker any1..? To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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16-08-2008, 12:31 PM
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#7 (permalink)
| | Experienced SGClubber
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hahahahaha | |
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16-08-2008, 03:16 PM
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#8 (permalink)
| | Me & You!~
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Haha!~ I can't help but smile when i look at you. http://lurveherloads.blogspot.com | |
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16-08-2008, 06:44 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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*** "If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were." ***
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