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Old 13-04-2007, 04:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Cool Job Interview

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview,-they have to compose a sentence in English
with three main words: "green", "pink" and "yellow".


The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow
sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink
day."

The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."


Last was the Spanish: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green...green...", I "pink" up the phone and I say:... "Yellow?"


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Old 13-04-2007, 08:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha.. quite funny
reminds me of the "ladio, liulian" joke..


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Old 13-04-2007, 10:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lolz..me too..
like makin fun of spanish ppl leh.. =/
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Old 13-04-2007, 10:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
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This is a remake of the ahbeng who is given the same words to make a story.
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Old 13-04-2007, 06:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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llolls nice joke..

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this remind me of ah lian joke..


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aiya, its the same as the singlish joke. just that change the nationalities of the peeps only.
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hahah nice nice...extended version of ah lian joke

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