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27-03-2008, 12:55 AM
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| | Me & You!~ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,232 Gender:  Location: Tanjong Rhu Road
Total SGC$: 2,003.07 | Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." I can't help but smile when i look at you. http://lurveherloads.blogspot.com |
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27-03-2008, 12:59 AM
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| | The Ultimate Pessimist Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,559 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 3,501.12 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... lol. always save your work! lock 'n' load To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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27-03-2008, 04:02 AM
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| | !!! Founder of BBFTC !!! Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,548 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 3,122.01 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... hahaha......jesus saves !!! BEAR BEAR FAMILY TREE CLUB
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27-03-2008, 03:19 PM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 25.50 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... maybe we should introduce them the thumbdrive. |
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27-03-2008, 07:14 PM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 240 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 186.23 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... LOL! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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27-03-2008, 07:16 PM
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| | WISHMASTER, TAROT READER Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,180 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 994.63 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... gd one. 
"When people consult me, it's not that I'm reading the future; I am guessing at the future. Based on the omens of the present. If you pay attention to the present, you can improve upon it, what comes later will also be better."
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27-03-2008, 07:25 PM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 250 Gender:  Location: A 'Fine' Country
Total SGC$: 7.63 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... lol... nice....... |
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27-03-2008, 09:46 PM
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| | <3 Wakeboarding Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 491 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 288.70 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... LOL To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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27-03-2008, 11:30 PM
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| | Legendary San Guo Freak Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,496 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 6,993.28 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... Haha...nice one... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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27-03-2008, 11:58 PM
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| | Queen Of Pain` Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,229 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,151.11 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... seen tis before.. o.O |
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28-03-2008, 06:05 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 353 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 312.69 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... Moral of the story: always re,e,ber to save your files.
LOL |
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28-03-2008, 06:10 PM
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| | borinzzz.blogspot.com Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,103 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,080.55 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... moral of the story : print your work after every task done .. dun do all liao den start printing .. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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30-03-2008, 03:56 AM
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| | denial's lie about desire Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,787 Gender:  Location: That is Personal.
Total SGC$: 1,182.81 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... always save your work every now and then..
good joke tho and a meaningful one haha. |
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30-03-2008, 04:44 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,330 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,307.40 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... I like the joke man, amen, praise the lord. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. My life is like abox of chocolate.....:url= To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.href=" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.target="_blank">http://www.simplyrichsg.com/ryv |
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30-03-2008, 09:15 PM
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| | Perfectly Perfected Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 140 Gender:  Location: Bedok reservoir
Total SGC$: 139.84 | Re: Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... can this get any better?hahaha |
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