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Old 27-03-2008, 12:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.

Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

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Old 27-03-2008, 12:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol. always save your work!


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Old 27-03-2008, 04:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha......jesus saves !!!

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Old 27-03-2008, 03:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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maybe we should introduce them the thumbdrive.
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Old 27-03-2008, 07:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL!


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Old 27-03-2008, 07:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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gd one.

"When people consult me, it's not that I'm reading the future; I am guessing at the future. Based on the omens of the present. If you pay attention to the present, you can improve upon it, what comes later will also be better."
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Old 27-03-2008, 07:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol... nice.......
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Old 27-03-2008, 09:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Haha...nice one...


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Old 27-03-2008, 11:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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seen tis before.. o.O
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Moral of the story: always re,e,ber to save your files.
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moral of the story : print your work after every task done .. dun do all liao den start printing ..


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Old 30-03-2008, 03:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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always save your work every now and then..

good joke tho and a meaningful one haha.
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Old 30-03-2008, 04:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I like the joke man, amen, praise the lord.


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Old 30-03-2008, 09:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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can this get any better?hahaha
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