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The Italian Baby




* Gotta love those Italians!!*







*An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds!







Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino."







Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.








Two weeks later he returns to the bar. ** The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. ! So how much does he weigh now?"







The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."







The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"







The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says..... "We had him circumcised."*

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Clew

Woah wait a minute.. does this mean his wife went for a sex change operation? its 8 pounds of skin for goodness sake !!! :surprised:

To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society. -Theodore Roosevelt

lcharlee

haha...so the f***skin weighs 8 pounds???:surprised:

chow_sw

ridiculous over exaggeration

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uyen

-sweat- =x

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"

lonerlost

W
T
F

Too exaggerated le bahz...

genzo2106

wah lao!!! sure or not???the baby's foreskin weighs 8 pounds??:speechless:

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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