Altumangel

A wife decides to take her husband to a topless club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Roy! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before."Never," says Roy. "But the doorman's on my bowling team." Once they're seated, a waitress asks Roy if he'd like his usual and brings over a Canadian and 7. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know you drink Canadian Club?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them. We know each others' habits."

A blonde stripper then comes over to their table, takes off her top,throws her arms around Roy, and says "Roy, baby. Want your usual table dance, big guy?"

Roy's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Roy follows her and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She screams at him at the top of her lungs, and calls him every name in the book.After a couple minutes, the cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you've picked up a real bitch tonight, Roy."

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mayocat

hah?

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Benkee

haha being exposed all the way to the end.. he was owned man...

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tesoon

haha...funny

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uyen

lol, thats funny.

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genzo2106

haha..Roy has been a very bad boy...

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chow_sw

regular

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Edwin1975

he 2 popular liao... so next when we go we muz be low profile...

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saintz87

Practically ownaged! Well, the wife is cool enough to bring him to a topless club. He could have been the most lucky guy on earth.

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Spade

wow... thats bad.... well jus pray it dun happen to me...

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id_peace

wahaha even the taxi driver also recongise him die liao le

Altumangel

hehehe, thanks for supporting :biggrin4:

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