 Interview With A Malaysian Candidate
American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taiko-naut
Malaysian Spaceman ---------- Can-or-naut
Subject: Malaysian Astronauts
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Dr. M was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space.
Three potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.
Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission...How much do you think you should be paid for it?"
Muthu thinks to himself and says, "One million ringgit." "Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy very expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu. "I see," says Dr. M. "Thank you...please ask the Malay guy to come here,"
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh...2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant. "Two million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
"You see, Datuk," explains Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children ... so 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..." "I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come here now?"
The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission, how much do you think you should be paid?" Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million." Mahathir is shocked.
"What?!?!" 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."
:biggrin4: 
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