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23-06-2008, 04:45 PM
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| | l'étoile de mer
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The prime Minister of India called
President Bush to console him after
the
attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to
hear about the attack. It is
a very big tragedy. But in case you
are missing any documents from the
Pentagon, we have copies of
everything."
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like
to express my condolences to you.
It is a real tragedy. So many people,
such great lose... I would like
to ensure that we had nothing in
connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in
America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an
hour!
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Manmohan Singh and Bush are sitting
in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Manmohan?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them." So
the guy walks over and
says,
"Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war
3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to
happen?"
and Manmohan, "Well, we're going to
kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle
repairman?!!!"
Manmohan turns to Bush and says, "See,
I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the
moon?
a: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on
the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis
on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis
on the moon?
A: ....... Problem Solved!!!
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A man is taking a walk in Central
park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being
attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with
the dog. He succeeds in killing the
dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene
walks over and says: "You are
a hero, tomorrow you can read it in
all the newspapers: "Brave New
Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a New
Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in
the morning:
Brave American saves life of little
girl" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the
man. Oh, what are you
then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers
say: "Terrorist kills innocent
American
dog" 
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23-06-2008, 06:01 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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LOL...the world war 3 and terrorist kills dog really funny leh | 
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23-06-2008, 08:47 PM
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| | FIGHTER
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wow...world war 3...nice>>>  | |
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23-06-2008, 08:56 PM
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by Nish | | | | | | Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the
moon?
a: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on
the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis
on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis
on the moon?
A: ....... Problem Solved!!!
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========== | | | | | Lol, I like this one. It will be perfect if they are M...  rather then Pakistanis. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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23-06-2008, 10:53 PM
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| | +:_Heart Hubby & Son_:+
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lolx~ =X
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24-06-2008, 02:04 PM
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LOL
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27-06-2008, 04:56 PM
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| | aFterMatH69
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lol To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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27-06-2008, 06:43 PM
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| | Registered Members
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Hahahah funny! | |
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27-06-2008, 06:50 PM
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| | Yabu
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LOLOL. ty for sharing. | |
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27-06-2008, 06:58 PM
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| | d blur blur gal~
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lol.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 纪宝贝好可爱哦！！
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27-06-2008, 07:02 PM
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| | ~cerise me manques~
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i lke the problem solve~! 
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27-06-2008, 08:52 PM
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rroofffllll!
做人不怕没有钱,只怕一个字,PIMPLES.
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27-06-2008, 09:38 PM
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hahaha that's funny man =) | |
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28-06-2008, 03:22 AM
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LOL...nice one. | |
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28-06-2008, 03:26 AM
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wth.... i like the last 1 To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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28-06-2008, 08:57 AM
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| | ☆weee ~
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HA HA HA ~
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28-06-2008, 07:34 PM
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| | TaoBao Spree-er
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Haha..cool joke | |
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28-06-2008, 07:39 PM
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| | Brainiac
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Ha Ha Ha Like the Pit bull dog 1 xD | |
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28-06-2008, 10:12 PM
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