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20-06-2007, 09:19 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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Total SGC$: 17,508.54 |  Innocent Look
A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 3 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face.
He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting loudly.
"So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look. "The bar called, you left your wheelchair there again." | 
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20-06-2007, 09:55 AM
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power la... man.. :biggrin4: 
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20-06-2007, 10:05 AM
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when drank he is a normal guy | |
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20-06-2007, 10:23 AM
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haha,super de  | |
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20-06-2007, 10:38 AM
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haha...alcohol really does wonders to the human's state of mind and actions Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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20-06-2007, 10:52 AM
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lol... now i know why he always fell on to the floor. | |
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20-06-2007, 11:35 AM
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Haha. He left his wheelchair at the bar.
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20-06-2007, 11:58 AM
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wahahaha
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20-06-2007, 12:16 PM
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wow this type of people very power
can forget about his disability
somemore stand. meaning he can stand le but nt for long
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20-06-2007, 03:29 PM
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this is a good one! hahaha :biggrin4: | |
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20-06-2007, 06:46 PM
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| | Bunneh ChOmpEr
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What wonders alcohol can do some people.. No wonder my dad always wins mahjong when he drinks =/ 1 Corinthians 13:4-13 The verse from a friend which brought me back to the one I loveTo view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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20-06-2007, 06:49 PM
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Wah.. drunk till like that. | |
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20-06-2007, 08:08 PM
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l0l. crawl home.. eeeeeeww..
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