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30-05-2007, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 118 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 223.00 |  infant size
I'm not sure if this is to X-rated for this forum..... if it is let me know and i'll remove it.....
Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance
Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her
breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much.
However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and
admit that he had a deformity too.
Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem.
My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal
with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your
infant size penis."
Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the
honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they
started touching, teasing, holding one another...
As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and
ran out of the room!
Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"
Yes, it is.... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long | 
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30-05-2007, 10:32 AM
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| | MIAed Member
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,957 Gender:
Total SGC$: 695.97 | Re: infant size
that one is not infant lah that one is monster...LOL!  Studies is no good for health, the cure for it is to understanding of subject rather than mugging! If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world. -Francis Bacon “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” -- Mother Teresa “We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. -- Mother Teresa
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30-05-2007, 10:38 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 449 Gender:
Total SGC$: 488.10 | Re: infant size
haha..size of an infant..lol | |
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30-05-2007, 10:38 AM
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| | Selina Hebe Ella
Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,125 Gender:
Total SGC$: 1,116.01 | Re: infant size
wow...scary penis... | |
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30-05-2007, 01:00 PM
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| | Envy No Man On Earth
Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,386 Gender:
Total SGC$: 605.15 | Re: infant size
hahaha ok the wife thought it was the penis size of one infant's.. but actually it is the size of one actual infant -.-
relentless pursuit for perfection;
thats taking a toil
in my health. Somebody said they saw you,
the person you were kissing wasn't me.
And i will never ask you;
I just kept it to myself.
I dont wanna know;
if you playing me, keep it all a low.
Cause my heart can't take it anymore.
What do i do to make you love me
What do i do to make you care
What do i do to make you want me
Its sad, Its so sad,
Its a sad sad situation | |
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30-05-2007, 02:01 PM
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| | Mrs Kang-Park
Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,840 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 822.55 | Re: infant size
o my o my.. den shld dis lady b happy or..??  B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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30-05-2007, 02:04 PM
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| | ♡ SGClub ♡
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 917 Gender:
Total SGC$: 903.38 | Re: infant size
hahaha....scared her off ....damn it! de guy power! dunno wad genes he has, maybe kingkong. HAHAHAHA To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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30-05-2007, 02:50 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,897 Gender:
Total SGC$: 1,990.81 | Re: infant size
LOL... That will hurt his wife badly.... | |
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30-05-2007, 02:52 PM
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| | Je Adore
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,057 Gender:
Total SGC$: 712.39 | Re: infant size
omg ... i wonder how he wear a pant ... then table will turn over if he steam | |
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30-05-2007, 10:33 PM
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| | lao shi
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,864 Gender: Location: near Tiong Bahru
Total SGC$: 567.72 | Re: infant size
wah seh.. size of a real infant.. haha.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ~SiLeNcEdReAmEr~
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30-05-2007, 10:48 PM
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| | Registered Members
Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 273 Gender:
Total SGC$: 195.18 | Re: infant size
| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by Terry | | | | | omg ... i wonder how he wear a pant ... then table will turn over if he steam | | | | | Haha.... ya lor... doesn't make sense. But, still funny. Thanks for sharing. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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31-05-2007, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 118 Gender:
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i think world's longest penis is like 13 inches only lor. 19 is just crazy... | |
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31-05-2007, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 150 Gender:
Total SGC$: 247.26 | Re: infant size
| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by drpiggy | | | | | i think world's longest penis is like 13 inches only lor. 19 is just crazy... | | | | | No u r wrong...I remember reading an article saying an Africian having a penis of about 0.81 metres long... 我每天都很好，
今天特别好，
明天会更好。 | |
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01-06-2007, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 118 Gender:
Total SGC$: 223.00 | Re: infant size
| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by daryl7 | | | | | No u r wrong...I remember reading an article saying an Africian having a penis of about 0.81 metres long... | | | | | I'm not sure about 0.81m..... but I remember watching an XXX movie...opps:biggrin4: ..... that main actor's (AFRICAN) tool is easily 2 feet long..and as thick as a Coke bottle.....:rock: | |
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01-06-2007, 01:45 PM
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| | MenT@L g|RL
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,626 Gender:
Total SGC$: 238.94 | Re: infant size
| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by duke | | | | | I'm not sure about 0.81m..... but I remember watching an XXX movie...opps:biggrin4: ..... that main actor's (AFRICAN) tool is easily 2 feet long..and as thick as a Coke bottle.....:rock: | | | | | :surprised: :freakedout:
scary~.. | |
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