janice

There's an Indian, Pakistani and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other, girl in the middle, in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Pakistani are sitting there looking perplexed. The Indian is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

The Indian is thinking "Damn it, that Pakistani must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me."

The girl is thinking, "That Indian must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Pakistani instead and got slapped."

The Pakistani is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian again."

Coldie

who kiss who n who slap who :handsup:

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DINEy

confusing eh

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davechuah

The Pakistani just made a kissing sound without kissing the girl lah and then he slapped the Indian guy.

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whahaha.. he juz wan to slap the indian..

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uyen

dont understand until read it second time .

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

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" that was awesome !"

xxleoleoxx

lolx.. read b4 but its abt a sergant a old granny and a recruit and a pretty gal

how do i get confidence & the bravery i need and to be able to say what i wanna say and not hide all things to myself... i wonder

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cunning pakistani

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Lame pakistan man

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