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Old 16-09-2007, 08:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin In a small village.....

... In a small village, there has a litter girl named Ah Hua
who from a poor family
... She has no choice to continue her study after the primary education
and to work in a Teeth Brush Factory somewhere near the village
... Ah Hua was very happy with her work ...

... time past ... day after day ...

... One day, Ah Hua was noticed that her PRIVATE PART was start growing with extra hair ...

... So, Ah Hua was start worried and keep asking herself ...
... ... ... where the hair come from ...

... Finally, she got an answer from her mind :
... ... ... The hair surely is from the factory ...
... ... ... Everyday I work at the teeth brush ...
... ... ... Now the hair has growing in my body ...
... ... ... Sure must be the teeth brush ...

... She keep asking herself ....
... ... ... How ... What should I do with the EXTRA HAIR ...
... ... ... How ... Should I stop the hair for growing ...

... Again, Finally She Got A Solution :
... ... ... I STOP working in the factory ...
... ... ... The hair will STOP growing ...

... So, the next day, she was very happy go to the factory
and see the factory manager for resignation

... Ah Hua : Good Morning Sir, I want to resign
... Manager : Why ? What is happen ?
... ... ... ... ... You are so hard working, because of money ?
... Ah Hua : No sir, I have to go, sir ...
... Manager : Because of your work Position ?
... ... ... ... ... I may promote you as A Supervisor
... Ah Hua : No sir, I have a problem with my BODY ...
... ... ... ... ... and NO choice but to resign ...
... ... ... ... ... please, don't ask me further ... sir
... ... ... ... ... I don't know how to answer ...
... Manager : Come on ... Are you sick ?
... ... ... ... ... If you don't tell me, you have to go back to your work ...

So, Ah Hua have NO CHOICE and take off her skirt and show to the manager

... Ah Hua : Sir, I have this problem !!!
... ... ... ... ... I work here everyday the brush "HAIR" had come to my body
... ... ... ... ... So, I have to resign to stop the hair for growing
... Manager : Oh ... I see I see ...
... ... ... ... ... Don't worry Ah Hua, this is normal to everybody ...
... ... ... ... ... This show you have GROWN-UP ....
... ... ... ... ... I also have this ... Don't worry ....
... ... ... ... ... Come .... Let see mine ...
... Ah Hua : NO..NO..NO.. sir, I'm sure you have the hair also ...
... ... ... ... ... Because, We are working in the same FACTORY ...
... Manager : Oh ... If you do not want to see ...
... ... ... ... ... you may put your hand in
... ... ... ... ... to prove that WE ARE MATURE !!!

So Ah Hua PUT HER HAND IN THE MANAGER TROUSER then ask :

... Ah Hua : Sir, How LONG you have been working here ?
... Manager : Nearly 20 years, Why ?

... Ah Hua : NO WONDER SIR, your hair is so much ....
... ... ... ... ... The worse is .... YOU HAVE GREW WITH THE HANDLE ....



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Old 16-09-2007, 02:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol the girl need some education indeed


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Old 16-09-2007, 02:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL!!!
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Old 16-09-2007, 06:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha..a bit yellow but good joke!!!!

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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Old 17-09-2007, 12:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hahaha.....little girl


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Old 17-09-2007, 12:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol..e gal v dumb..
but cute

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Old 17-09-2007, 01:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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cute innocent girl.

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Old 17-09-2007, 04:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wa lao eh..so funny sia

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Old 17-09-2007, 07:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 17-09-2007, 08:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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naive

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Old 17-09-2007, 08:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
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20yrs of service in Teeth Brush = Hair + handle..
hahaha..ROFL..
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Old 17-09-2007, 10:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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