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Old 06-08-2007, 07:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."

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Old 06-08-2007, 08:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL.
he wan to kill the mother in law


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Old 06-08-2007, 08:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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he hate her lo..
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Old 06-08-2007, 08:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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the guy so bad =x

人情味不是偏私而是博爱,

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌,

而是内心的尊重。


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Old 06-08-2007, 09:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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half mum

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Old 07-08-2007, 01:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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the first one was a witty joke by the husband

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Old 07-08-2007, 03:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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He like his wife mother in law = her mum than her mother in law, which is her wife's mum.

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Old 07-08-2007, 04:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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haha....e guy so bad sia


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Old 07-08-2007, 04:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Smart Smart....mother in law dies with 2 million, wife inherits money....
he will be 3 million dollars rich and 1 less headache...hahahhahaha


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Old 19-08-2007, 12:00 AM   #10 (permalink)
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lol 1 big rd to shoot back./

relentless pursuit for perfection;
thats taking a toil
in my health.

Somebody said they saw you,
the person you were kissing wasn't me.
And i will never ask you;
I just kept it to myself.
I dont wanna know;
if you playing me, keep it all a low.
Cause my heart can't take it anymore.

What do i do to make you love me
What do i do to make you care
What do i do to make you want me
Its sad, Its so sad,
Its a sad sad situation
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Old 19-08-2007, 01:12 AM   #11 (permalink)
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the guy so bad
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Old 19-08-2007, 11:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
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HAHA, damn bad!

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Old 19-08-2007, 12:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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