 In Heaven with Osama
In Heaven with Osama
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted
by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at
him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,"You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the balls and said,"This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a
long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the
inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the
Muslim terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel
appeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what
you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
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