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Old 28-08-2008, 06:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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Old 28-08-2008, 06:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL.

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Old 28-08-2008, 06:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lame!


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Old 28-08-2008, 06:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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HAHAHHAA ~

in the memories of mine i got none of yours


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Old 28-08-2008, 07:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 28-08-2008, 07:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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yes.
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Old 28-08-2008, 09:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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HAHAHA!!!

I would cross any river,Sail any sea..
To be there with you, In love with me..


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Old 28-08-2008, 09:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LOLZ seems abit true bbut the girls maybe curious only

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Old 28-08-2008, 09:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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LOL...funny
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Old 29-08-2008, 10:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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haahahaha


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Old 29-08-2008, 10:26 AM   #11 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 29-08-2008, 11:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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haha.. can't blame people who are curious =\..
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Old 29-08-2008, 11:34 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about....
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Old 29-08-2008, 01:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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change the genders, it works the same for men lor. When a person has the luxury of choice, he'll check out all option before deciding. The full story has a requirement : You can only keep going up and cannot go back down to review your choices. This version is a rip-off.

It's tough being a princess but someone's gotta do the job.
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Old 29-08-2008, 01:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Very curious ppls =x

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不是表面的礼貌,

而是内心的尊重。


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Old 29-08-2008, 09:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
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change the genders, it works the same for men lor. When a person has the luxury of choice, he'll check out all option before deciding. The full story has a requirement : You can only keep going up and cannot go back down to review your choices. This version is a rip-off.
I think i heard of a male version. I think it goes something like:
First floor is wine 1/5 male stayed.
Second floor wine plus women another 1/5 stayed
Third Floor Wine + Women+ Football all stayed
In the end whats beyond 3rd floor no one knows.

Waiting for either Samsung Omnia i900 or Apple IPhone 3G price to drop like siao....

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Old 21-09-2008, 10:19 AM   #17 (permalink)
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