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Old 17-06-2007, 11:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This joke is for the guys enjoy.

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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."


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Old 18-06-2007, 12:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL !!! totally agree =\


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Old 18-06-2007, 01:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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very true.Guts sure like this. =D
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Old 18-06-2007, 01:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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saw this b4..but in a another version, its trying to say that there are no perfect guys either

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Old 18-06-2007, 01:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yes, hands up. totally agree haha

relentless pursuit for perfection;
thats taking a toil
in my health.

Somebody said they saw you,
the person you were kissing wasn't me.
And i will never ask you;
I just kept it to myself.
I dont wanna know;
if you playing me, keep it all a low.
Cause my heart can't take it anymore.

What do i do to make you love me
What do i do to make you care
What do i do to make you want me
Its sad, Its so sad,
Its a sad sad situation
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Old 18-06-2007, 11:56 AM   #6 (permalink)
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yup another version, extreme diff 2 satisfy a gal, the same go to all human due to greed
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Old 18-06-2007, 12:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Haha ... this is funny ...

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Old 18-06-2007, 09:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't mind any men as long as he truly loves me and he has a stable job. :mellow3:
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lol. very funny. haha
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Old 18-06-2007, 10:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol... funny.
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what about 'smart'? oops did i dig myself into a deep deep hole?
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haha, that is true fact.

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Greed is the nature of human being....
Do not blame those girls....
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