Altumangel

I was on a blind date. We went out with some friends of ours who hooked us up together. We were in a bar and the place was packed. I wasn't too thrilled about him and I was pretty cocky. He spent the whole time talking about work and I was tired of it.

I asked him if he wanted to see my Tweety bird tattoo.

My girlfriend said "Oh yeah show him your tattoo! He'll love it."

He said, "Okay,"

I said, "It's on my butt!"

The whole place got quiet! I started to pull down my pants and asked if he saw it. He said, "no."

So I pulled them down a bit more. "Do you see it?"

"No"

So I pulled them down farther. By then I had a whole room full of an audience. They were all gathered around. He got down off his stool and looked really close at my butt and I asked if he saw it. By this time he was getting a bit embarrassed and said again, "No."

So I said. "Dammit, my ****y must have ate it!"

He was so red! The whole place was laughing!

We have now been married 6 years with 2 kids and to this day he still buys me Tweety birds.

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genzo2106

haha!!! tts a nice stunt !!!

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