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An man walks into a Ah Lien bar in Geylan one night , orders three mug of beer and sits at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender says to him, "You know, a mug full goes a bit flat after awhile, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Jurong, the other in Hougang, and I'm here in Geylan. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The man becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three mugs and drinks the three mugs of beer by taking drinks from each of them in turn.

One day, he came in and but this time, ordered only two mugs of beer. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The man looks :confused2:confused for a moment, then a lights:surprised: dawns in his eye and he laughs:biggrin4: ... "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me..."

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