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Old 18-12-2006, 05:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man! "Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!


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Old 19-12-2006, 12:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha! nice one..

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Old 19-12-2006, 04:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 20-12-2006, 05:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hahahahhahahhaha!
funny lah!
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:speechless: learn wrong thing..

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Old 20-12-2006, 11:01 AM   #7 (permalink)
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wahaha! like that also can? little johnny is dumb!

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LOL...
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Old 20-12-2006, 04:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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wahhaha..he thinks is a miracle..

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Old 21-12-2006, 01:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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and why is the title "i need a ferrari!" when the boy wanted a bike?

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Old 21-12-2006, 05:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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cos i need a ferrari not the boy lol


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tsk, misleading thread title wor~

the boy is so dumb dumb wor~ haiz


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Old 25-12-2006, 01:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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LOL lame but funny... hahaha
good one
i need money
i need money
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