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20-08-2007, 10:21 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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Total SGC$: 17,508.54 |  Hypnotist Error
It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff.
As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Eileen withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations."
She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.... "
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Shit" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theatre. | 
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21-08-2007, 12:39 AM
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wat a lousy hypnoist!!!haha  Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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21-08-2007, 01:11 AM
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nono.. he was too successful.. in e wrong way.. haha.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Zkib0shdReaMeRxTo view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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21-08-2007, 10:52 AM
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| | 소원
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lol ,good one .:biggrin4: 人情味不是偏私而是博爱，
不是施舍而是关怀。
不是表面的礼貌，
而是内心的尊重。 Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying, " that was awesome !" | |
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21-08-2007, 11:06 AM
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LOL wah.. the whole theatre actually followed what she asked them to do. Smelly eh.. Bear Bear Family Tree Club Recruitment Manager Super Fishy Bear Bear | |
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21-08-2007, 11:36 AM
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| | Inspire The Next
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OMG!
3 weeks! YUCKS!
All posts made are of subjective nature by default, unless explicitly mentioned. I am afterall still human.
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21-08-2007, 02:26 PM
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| | Pink princess
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OMG that's sooo disgusting! People that don't know me thinks I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.
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21-08-2007, 04:04 PM
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Gosh, imagine the audience going back home with their soiled pants and skirts. Yucks. The hypnotist didn't say take off your pants or skirts mah. Lol.  Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again.
What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.
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21-08-2007, 04:17 PM
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! lots of lurve,
Jasmne http://imyoursuperwoman.blogspot.com/
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21-08-2007, 07:32 PM
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shit.. haha! | |
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21-08-2007, 08:42 PM
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| | Monster.Leen
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whahaha....wrong word cumming out of e mouth | 
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21-08-2007, 09:56 PM
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