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Old 10-07-2008, 12:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default FOR HUSBANDS WHO PREFER YOUNGER WOMEN

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:

'To My Dear Wife
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with
my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset -
I shall be home before midnight.'

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
on the dining room table:

'My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a Maths teacher at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile and like your secretary, is 18 years
old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Maths, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'


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Old 10-07-2008, 12:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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the husband sure


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Old 10-07-2008, 03:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Smart wife. But doing it with a 54 year old is a bit...
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Old 10-07-2008, 04:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LMAO thanx for sharing!!


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Old 10-07-2008, 04:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ROFL...great joke!
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Old 10-07-2008, 06:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Ha Ha. This is good.


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Old 10-07-2008, 06:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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do wif 54...
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Old 10-07-2008, 06:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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do wif 54...
Some ppl older partners for the experience


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Old 10-07-2008, 09:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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eee... quantity over quality? i'd take quality! =x


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Old 10-07-2008, 10:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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haha.. =p cute

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Old 10-07-2008, 10:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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LOL ~

in the memories of mine i got none of yours


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Old 10-07-2008, 10:43 PM   #13 (permalink)
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haha.. =p cute
cute? wth o.o LOLS

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