BrendaS

There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first
time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those
young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that,
but don’t let him do that.”

She continued, “He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to
like that, but don’t let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand
between your legs; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, “But, most importantly, he is going to try
to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like
that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.”

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she
told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, “Grandmother, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he
tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family.”


Hi guys, don’t you wish to have a girl like that! :biggrin4:

Brenda S.

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princesstaqinah

LOL!

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alan26

I got a similar joke but different version and quite yellow. BEAR WITH IT

There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first
time and she told her mother about it.

her mother said, “If He is try to feel your breast; you
don’t let him do that. tell him loudly; "Don't"

If He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you don’t let him do that. tell him loudly; "Stop"

With that bit of advice in mind, the daughter went on her date.
The next day she told her mother that her plan don't worked.
I do exactly what you told me to do.

Her Mother furiously said; "How could it be"
Daughter answered; "He fondle with my Top and bottom at he same time.

princesstaqinah

LOL! Don't stop!

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People that do know me wish I were.


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Toad

ha! both joke v funny.:biggrin4:

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dadado

LOL!funny

genzo2106

both jokes are really good.haha

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aRiEs

LOL. Both are good 1. hahaha~

chow_sw

2nd 1 post b4

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KaLeen

haha....both posted liao

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funni funni
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