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Old 05-03-2007, 05:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How Do You Wipe Your Ass?

Each and every one of us has developed his or her own masterful variation on any number of possible techniques of wiping his or her ass.

Due to curiosity, a guy decided to dig deeper, asking people via email, message boards, and eventually the Starbucks where his girlfriend works, all to ask the question: how do you wipe your ass?

Over the span of two months, with a little help from some friends, he was able to collect enough data to, at last, justify creating a spreadsheet. The combined efforts earned them the ass-wiping information of over 250 people all over the world, the results of which were quite disturbing.

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Old 05-03-2007, 05:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Eeyier.. Digusting. =...=

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Old 05-03-2007, 06:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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wow interesting
i didn't think much abt wiping butts either
hey thanks for sharing! haha
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The 'spoon' method was truely unhygienic and disgusting lol...
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The 'spoon' method was truely unhygienic and disgusting lol...

When u go NS outfield u will know many methods of wiping your arse after u pang sai...:biggrin4:
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol..
So many weird methods on wipping ass


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Old 05-03-2007, 08:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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omg.. i almsot vomit when i reading haha....

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Old 05-03-2007, 08:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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erh.. l0ls it makes me almost throw out my food that i just ate for my dinner -.-!!

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Old 05-03-2007, 08:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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wth lol disgusting man

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Old 05-03-2007, 08:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol. he very bored izzit.


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Old 11-03-2007, 03:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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see tis, extracted from the webby:

Perfect solution for a cleaner ass:
What you need:
Water
Toilet Papers (TP)
Soap

(If you don’t have source of water in the toilet, bring water from outside. I use watering can with narrow end and long neck)

First Step:
Use sheets of TP and fold them as thick as you prefer. Wipe your ass starting at the anus to the back. Just wipe once.

Second Step:
Use a wet TP or wipes and wipe again.

Third Step:
Use water and clean using your soaped hands. Just like how you would do when taking shower.

Fourth Step:
Rinse and repeat steps 1 to 3 until the TP in first step is clean.

Final Step:
Rinse anus and the area near it with water. Wash your hands with soap

Optional Step:
Dry your ass with TP or towel after all is done.


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Old 11-03-2007, 03:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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lol disgusting but... informative i guess


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Old 11-03-2007, 05:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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maybe soon he will be proposing for a worldwide asswipe manual to standardise things... >.>


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