* How to Tell the Sex of a Fly* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
with a
fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ---------------------------------
Once in a lifetime, some one you meet will steal your heart away and sweep you off your feet.
If that love is shared, Stays fresh and strong. It will keep lasting Your whole life long.
I know of such a love. Many memories we have made, Our dreams have come true yet the love still stayed.
It's been tested and tried. But bounced back every time. Because it's true love.
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