silver

I am asking this because very stressed up in my army camp..want to take mc and rest at home :biggrin4:

I am in a stay out unit which means I am allowed to report sick at polyclinic and hospital which makes it easier for me to take mc..

Previously I have tried before and have taken mc successfully..I say that I got diahorea(fake) and rashes(real) and got mc..

But I want to have new ideas regarding how to take mc..because I cannot always go to the same polyclinic and always say that I got diahorea(even though it a few weeks or few months each time I go to the polyclinic) as the doctor will suspect why this guy every month come and say that he got diahorea..

I want to take mc and yet I don't want to tortue myself like putting pepper into my eyes to get sore eye and than get mc etc..I want a fake illness which cannot be detected and yet can take mc like diahorea..

I have though of saying I got headache before..but kindda scared that I won't get mc as the doctor may think it is not serious..

Anybody got any ideas?

finaldust

erm dont keep on taking mc so much bah or else ur lies will be exposed de

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Triglav

well this is what i heard lah in the army,dunno whether it is true or not.

Eating a certain amount of toothpaste will induce fever like symptoms.Then you can get your MC le.But well you dare to try?

Boefje85

u stay out, so good alrdy

y take mc?

plz waste ur time here if u got nothing to do:

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xianAh

Just be frank with the doctor?

huitingsmile

eat toothpaste.. yucks... tats disgusting leh..

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illusionx

stay out good le ma?

silver

I say in my 1st post that I don't want to tortue myself and get mc..I want a fake illness and get mc..

Triglav

hehe that is why,well the price paid to get a easy MC if the method works

oh well then good luck cos very few methods,only think the 1 or 2 methods you said out yourself already.Btw diahorea can be detected de,only that most dun want to do it but i dun describe it here lah cos it is pretty disgusting so if you decide to go diahorea again,good luck with the doctor you get.

silver

Stressed out..stay out unit but alot of thinsg to do..everyday keep on carrying very heavy things as I am a storeman..

silver

Not a good idea..if private doctor still can but polyclinic doctor you like that say sure die 1..

Triglav

Then go private doctor?

want to keng dun want to pay the $$?

Seifer

you can just go to cilnic then say u got headache then they give u mc liao...i tried before but must que up like other to wait to go in to see doctor then can...

Riceballz

ya eat toothpaste next day will fever awhile.. serious lawl my fren always do tat to skip sch for 1-2 days..
eat 1 finger of toothpaste can le.. if still not working eat 1 tube la 100% fever LOL

say head giddy or headache? n flu cough all tat oso can

Seifer

lol...ur fren daring sia...make himself fever....but abit stupid oso lah...lol...

mrleech

Aiyo. Dun keng for army.
Many ways to get MC. Sore eyes, fever....
But no gonna teach you. Bad thing to learn.

Edit: Now army life so easy. Not like in those days........

GeneKoh

For TS these kinda people... All I can say is... Sheng1 zai4 fu2 zhong1 bu4 zhi1 fu2... Sigh...

Wait till he gets a taste of stay-in, everyweek shiong shiong jungle exercise, if not exercise is kena tekan, not kena tekan is IPPT and SOC, then see him cry...