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Old 27-03-2007, 01:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How to make a woman happy

Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only need to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. veryclean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she made

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

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If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world. -Francis Bacon

“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” -- Mother Teresa

“We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. -- Mother Teresa
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Old 27-03-2007, 02:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Lol discrimnation!
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Old 27-03-2007, 03:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lol discrimnation!
well thats how the world goes....make sacrifices for a little return gains is an issue

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Old 27-03-2007, 03:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: How to make a woman happy

haha i think not all girls think that way lahz.. its abit unrealistic to expect a guy to be everything (the whole list) also, afterall he's a human.
as for the part on how to please a guy.. haha.. i have no comments


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Old 27-03-2007, 03:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL. dun think any man can take this. hahas


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Old 27-03-2007, 06:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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the guy must be super gentleman.It doesn't stress the girl but stress the guy =/

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It prove, girls are hard to entertain.


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