 How to handle men?
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches in
>Montego Bay, Jamaica.
>
>Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People
would
>say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
>
>The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long
>and happy marriage.
>
>The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
America,"
>explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona,
>and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We
hadn't
>gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.
My
>wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
>
>"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my
wife
>quietly said, "That's twice."
>
>"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third
time. My
>wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the
>horse dead.
>
>I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot
The
>poor animal like that Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly
said,
>"That's once."
>"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after." | 
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