| |||||||
| Register | FAQ | Member List | Calendar | Mark Forums Read |
| In The Workplace For the working people to discuss everything about jobs such as benefits, etc. |
![]() |
| | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
| | #1 (permalink) |
| ddrumstick ![]() Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,854 iTrader: (-1) Gender: ![]() Zodiac Sign: ![]() Country: ![]() Location: Singapore
SGC$: 67.27 Bank: 717.68 Total SGC$: 784.95 | We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following. IF : A = 1 B = 2 C = 3 D = 4 E = 5 F = 6 G = 7 H = 8 I = 9 J = 10 K = 11 L = 12 M = 13 N = 14 O = 15 P = 16 Q = 17 R = 18 S = 19 T = 20 U = 21 V = 22 W = 23 X = 24 Y = 25 Z = 26 Then: H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98% Similarly, K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96% But interesting (and as you'd expect), A T T I T U D E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE. But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%! |
| | |
![]() |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
| |
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Horoscope Employee Profiles | sgboi82 | Astrology & Horoscopes | 34 | 18-08-2007 12:52 PM |
| How to give more than 100% at work | moody moo | Laugh Out Loud | 5 | 30-05-2007 09:09 PM |
| Give us more work, fewer holidays | funnysnow | Local Affairs | 6 | 16-04-2007 09:58 AM |
| PRESSURE ON YOUNG WOMEN TO GIVE X-RATED PLEASURE? | Ba0bEi | Local Affairs | 7 | 11-02-2007 11:52 AM |
| It's healthy to take time off from work | violette | Local Affairs | 0 | 22-12-2006 09:42 AM |