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Old 13-03-2008, 11:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How do you expect us to get there?

An excited man calls the fire department and says, "Help me, my house is on fire!!"

The fireman says, "Where do you live?"

The man replies, "I am too excited, I can't tell you the exact address."

The fireman asks, "How do you expect us to get there?"

The man replies, "What do you mean 'how'? The big red truck."

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Old 13-03-2008, 11:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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er.. sounds wrong.
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Old 13-03-2008, 11:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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bad one... loll
There was a better version of it...

For example:

A man calls the fire department and says, "Help me, my house is on fire!!"

The fireman says, "Where do you live?"

The man replies, "I live next to Citibank!"

The fireman asks, "Where is the citibank!"

The man replies, "The citibank is next to my house!"

The fireman fainted
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Old 14-03-2008, 01:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hmm i find this joke lame....
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