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Old 19-05-2008, 01:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin Horny Husband

A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He find his wife with the sheet pulled over her head fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.

Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, his wife was pouring coffee.

"How did you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"

"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "that's my mother up there! She came over early and complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."

Rushing upstairs the wife ran to the bedroom.

"Mother I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"

The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoke to that jerk for 15 years, and I wasn't about to start now!"



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Old 19-05-2008, 01:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 19-05-2008, 01:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haa sianz...
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Old 19-05-2008, 02:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 19-05-2008, 02:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 19-05-2008, 02:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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sick joke......
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Old 19-05-2008, 02:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 19-05-2008, 02:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 20-05-2008, 01:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i think the mother in law is enjoying it.


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Old 20-05-2008, 01:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL, despite dislike the guy, still can let him do it?
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Old 20-05-2008, 01:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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wth is this ,the mother in law is double standard.

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Old 22-05-2008, 01:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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woah tis mother-in-law steady la
lolz..


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Old 22-05-2008, 01:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 22-05-2008, 01:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
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wtf.. lol..


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