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Old 05-08-2008, 06:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A farmer landed in hospital after a horny bull mistook him for a cow.

The randy steer tore off the farmer's clothes in a frenzy after he caught the scent of cows on them at the dairy farm in Wies Dlugie, eastern Poland.

Terrified Stan Markowski, 68, tried to reject the amorous advances but was chased and tossed all round the field.

His daughter Danuta, 45, explained: "The bull smelt my dad who had just been with cows and thought he was a cow ready for mating.

"But when my dad pushed him off the bull went mad began to charge and toss him around the field, tearing his clothes and hurling him to the ground.

"He managed to get away and ran home - completely naked, terrified and bleeding."

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Old 05-08-2008, 06:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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that is funny. lol.
damn, i'm bad.


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Old 05-08-2008, 06:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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where is he bleeding??


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Old 05-08-2008, 07:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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where is he bleeding??
his ass? LOL. the places where the bull's horn strruck him la..LOL


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OUCH!!! damn.. so suay sia him!

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that was funny. LOLS

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His daughter Danuta, 45, explained: "The bull smelt my dad who had just been with cows and thought he was a cow ready for mating.

"But when my dad pushed him off the bull went mad began to charge and toss him around the field, tearing his clothes and hurling him to the ground.

"He managed to get away and ran home - completely naked, terrified and bleeding."

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Did the bull raped the father? Ouch!
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OMG, poor old man...


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ouch ? lols. ._.
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Alamak. It's over for him.

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