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16-05-2008, 01:54 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 337 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 645.96 | Honesty is the best policy.... Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north ab out 9 months ago ?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything." |
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16-05-2008, 02:23 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,762 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,272.42 | Re: Honesty is the best policy.... wah....lucky! |
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16-05-2008, 02:27 PM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 254 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 203.56 | Re: Honesty is the best policy.... Wow now we know that it pays to be honest xD |
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16-05-2008, 02:32 PM
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| | Nameless Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,644 Gender:  Location: Not within your sight lol
Total SGC$: 9,239.32 | Re: Honesty is the best policy.... yeap pays to be honest.
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16-05-2008, 03:02 PM
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| | 人生不如意的事, 十之八九。。 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,759 Gender:  Location: some where in singapore
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16-05-2008, 06:39 PM
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| | ~cerise me manques~ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,327 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,801.60 | Re: Honesty is the best policy.... LOL, so good~ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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16-05-2008, 06:42 PM
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| | マスタープラットフォーム Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,286 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,497.27 | Re: Honesty is the best policy.... wah..how i wish that was me xD To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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16-05-2008, 06:44 PM
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Total SGC$: 2,094.59 | Re: Honesty is the best policy.... lolx! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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16-05-2008, 06:47 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 849 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 696.65 | Re: Honesty is the best policy.... hmm...seems wonderful.. 
You think you're unsafe but it's not over. Accept for who you are, You are not alone.... There is always beauty in one's imperfections, so do not go hysterical about anything you deemed to see not up to your liking..... I am not one of them....
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16-05-2008, 09:11 PM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 250 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 205.28 | Re: Honesty is the best policy.... haha.. nice one.. |
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16-05-2008, 09:28 PM
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| | The Crimson Nightmare Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 232 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 249.66 | Re: Honesty is the best policy.... wow,read it somewhere before... |
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