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What did they call fireman sam when he retired?
Sam
What do u call a fishermans wife?
A-nnette
What do u call a fella with no shins?
To-ni
Why did the monkey fall off the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall from the tree?
He was tied on to the first one.
Why did the third monkey fall from the tree?
He thought it was a game.
Why did the tree fall?
HE THOUGHT HE WAS A MONKEY!
What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming straight for him?
Oh look theres a herd of elephants coming for me.
What did he say when he saw them coming with sunglasses on?
Nothing he didn’t recoginise them!!
U have to love the irish, mise le meas!fino. 
I made a terrible mistake That I can't take back.Now when I close my eyes, All I see is black.Whoever thought,That this would happen to me I'm not chained physically,But mentally,I'll never be the same,Never again.I deeply regret ,what I did.The mistake I can't take back.I regret it deeply, I just have one plea....God please forgive me.
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