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Old 11-02-2008, 08:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Hiring an accountant

Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"

"Twenty-two," Kowalski replied.

After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn't get the job.

About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious.

The next day, Kowalski went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."


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Old 11-02-2008, 09:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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=_= they are too dependent on calculators

Thanks, Emotional Soul!

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Old 11-02-2008, 09:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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diaos.. like that also can.. -.-
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Old 11-02-2008, 09:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2008, 11:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL. but true what..
accountants depends on calculators..
they dont use mental de what -.-


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Old 11-02-2008, 11:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL good one ... funny
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Old 11-02-2008, 11:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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aw man... I would have gotten the job... lol...
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Old 12-02-2008, 02:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lolx.. super funnie..
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:47 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 15-02-2008, 09:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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hohoho...i get it...its something like teasing ppl vf the calculator thingy... hehehe
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Old 03-07-2008, 06:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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LoL so funny~ how to be accountant if simple qn like that can't answer...
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Old 04-07-2008, 12:45 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Hey! I'm an accountant! (Or somewhere there; i study Accountancy and have done accounts jobs before)

Lol i don't deny our heavy reliance on calculators. But still! At least i know my 2 times tables
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